Pretty gay day, if I do say so myself.

Back from vacation & this greets me at my desk. Aw, TV, I missed you too.

Sweet home, Chicago. For the next hour and 15 minutes.

Humbling Technological Moment: Having no idea who to play the games on your 2-year-old nephew's LeapPad.

The preferred coffee beans of stoners & those who will die early of coronary artery disease.

Happy Mother's Day to all the beautiful mamas out there. Thanks for raising up your fine gay daughters.

Weird swag of the day.

Saturday morning strawberry sunrise mimosas. Metallic nails not included. #SUYC

I miss the weekend, for a variety of reasons.

Happy Easter, kittens and bunnies.

I just can't resist a cute red-haired girl with freckles.

The cutest deviled egg plate you have ever seen.

'Sup, lesbians.

Nerd Christmas: Got a signed copy of @maddow's new book Drift in the mail.

Nothing better than a hot ginger in your bed, amirite ladies?

Say hello to O'Buddy. #happystpaddys

The only green thing I could find. Please don't pinch me. And Happy St. Paddy's.

Well, damn. Time to delete some shit. #32GBisnotenough

Showed up to work like this. Trying to convince myself it's hobo chic. The hobo part is right at least.

Why yes, this car does have eyelashes. Why do you ask?