I'm misanthropic, but in a nice way. Writer at AfterEllen. Creator of Dorothy Surrenders. Enjoyer of bacon.
Oh no, weird floppy tie thing alert. #oscars
"How many waiters does it take to cover the Oscars?" #oscars #redcarpet
Though Lupita's headband DESERVES its own Twitter feed instead. #oscars #redcarpet
Completely did not recognize Liza when she first appeared. Does that mean my Gay Card is revoked?
So Lester Holt just had a dance-off with Kate Hansen and it was EVERYTHING.
The lady in the suit standing next to J-Law, amirite?
Who cares about Woody Allen? Let's talk about Diane Keaton's suit. #damngirl #goldenglobes
Emma Thompson, the world's spirit animal. #goldenglobes
Most lesbian moment of the night, accomplished. #goldenglobes
This is why you don't come directly from a Bikram yoga class to the #GoldenGlobes.
Seriously, now. I feel like this counts as harassment. STOP EMAILING ME, ZAC EFRON.
Just a lazy Sunday afternoon around the old tree. cc: @NikkiandNora
That uncomfortable moment you realize you have Pornstache's exact sunglasses. #orangeisthenewblack
I always feel like, some pug is watching me. (cc: @trishbendix)
Google gets its Pride on. (Also works for NY, LA, Seattle...)
Still, one of the better finds lost in my ridiculous inbox. #imissorphanblack
RE: Last Tweet. Now look who is the overachiever. #notreally #inboxhell
She looks all sweet & innocent but DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE. A day later she pees on that same bed bc I moved her catbox.
And so it begins. #gayzzoli
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