My dog acts like his poop don't even hit the ground...

A pic of me an @princespearmon. He's a very good sport.

What does one exactly learn in this class? Sounds like one I could teach.

My cameraman. Filming from a crater!

I'm going to sign all these nice peoples autographs. Right now. They seem nice.

Now we're on the bus to the Red carpet! (Tory and Grant are mugging for the camera)

And Kari, as always, looks lovely. Her dress is awesome.

Grant is pleased...

So does Tory.

Jamie looks nice...

Hanging out with the competition: Mike Rowe's producer Barsky.

I'm almost ready...

So is mrs. Donttrythis! (she's far lovelier than I...)

Virgin America quotes Blade Runner!

Huxley. My dog. Preparing to perform a Hamlet monologue.

As promised, me and Richard Taylor, from the Weta Workshop.

This little biotch ate an ENTIRE sausage off the kitchen counter this am!

Umm... I think we can park here.

I have drunk from this bottle before...

This treebranch reminds me of something...