PERSONAL NOTE: Thanks to our followers for a clear, unified reaction to the Iain Banks headline

COMPETITION: Can you connect these 4 images to deduce our editorial standpoint on the legitimacy of rape allegations?

GAY MARRIAGE: The facts -
• Immigration to rise 600%
• NHS overwhelmed by gay issues
• Union Jack to be redesigned

FURY:

COMPETITION: Win your right to interfere in this woman’s life. Just leave a comment saying why you’re better than her

POLL: Does using this picture in an article on Nigel Evans’ show us as…
A) Compassionate
B) Stereotypical
C) Ironic

JOURNALISM: Press standards ‘at an all time high’ despite fears being London-centric would lead to basic errors

BREAKING: Frances Osborne ‘delighted at how her life turned out.’

ASTRONOMY: Scientists working on background radiation images from the birth of the universe make startling discovery

FeMAIL: …and here are some *moderator approved* Daily Mail reader comments about a pretty disabled lady having sex.

FeMAIL: Student subjected to sexist abuse blasts ‘the dark corners of the Internet where misogyny is applauded…’

INTERNAL: Daily Mail seeking freelance female columnists

VACANCIES: The Daily Mail is looking to full a number of positions. Please apply to the usual address if interested

BREAKING: Something happening in Algeria. We're not sure what, but it probably involves Islamic militants (pictured)

RACISM: Stephen Lawrence's brother complains of police harassment. Our readers clearly sympathise

RACISM: Stephen Lawrence's brother complains of police harassment. Our readers clearly sympathise