I'm Derek. God fearing. Army. Aerospace Engineering. Runner. Skateboarder. Bicyclist. Comical. That's it.
Put the tops back on the FREAKING PENS! And if you're not too busy match up the stick to the writing. Some ppl... smh
The album cover for Watch the Throne makes me not want to listen to the songs. #demonic
My lil buddy, he is realllly happy, lol
I think the shirt says it all.
BAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AHAHAHA HAHAHAHA. Wow, this just turned my whole mood around.
Is this shirt inappropriate?
@ImJennBunni @wendalalove oh... I'd almost forgotten, lol
This is your only clue @ImJustMallori
Ehhh... its the weekend.
So instead of going out I chose to grab a bottle and jump in the pool! By my GOT DAMN SELF!
I just bought 6 bottles of Moscato for $16...
I wish i was as smart as her. :(
Consider yourself tried @_FLyy_er
@_FLyy_er Do you like my new glasses?
Here is my proof! Look at that shocked face, lmao. Next time she won't stand me up, lol
I just ran out of my beloved Mocha... @Chi2Blessed will you please save me!?
Sport Beans #makesmesmile
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