Isn't this charming? Fat jokes are SO FUNNY!. Or, just a representation of your limited conversational skills.

I mean, COME ON. That's my man, after fixing my car that broke down on Route 1. HOT.

V for Victory!!!!!

Surprise trip to wine country! We went to Hearst Castle yesterday, and it's GORGEOUS!

Fun with my new camera!

Shoe Love. Thrift store find/Salem, MA: Enzo Angiolini pale yellow/gold marbled heels, $17. Super comfy too. :)

Bad news: a bunch of my students cancelled this afternoon. Good news: I use the time and went and got acrylic nails put on - yay! And yes, I realize I'm boring with my basic french manicure. No bling on my fingers, but look for my shoes on Saturday night. :)

Spring has sprung! BBQ and rockin' my $4 dress from Savers. That place RULES.

Hands-down, best fortune I've ever received. :) (There were 2 of the same fortune in the cookie,so double-true!)

Here's a frightening way to start your day...

Thanks, Shaws Market for the motivational bathroom message....

Chopped spinach salad. Happening NOW. YUM!!!

It's ridonkulous how much I love my dogs.

I'm feeling VERY Punky Brewster here! @moonfrye

You ain't kidding!

Brunch (bc I missed breakfast sleeping late): 100 Cal cottage cheese with pineapple, oat bran toast with peanut butter. YUM!

LOVE. http://ansdesigns.co.uk/Imanias2.aspx

I have fully embraced my role as "Crazy Auntie" in our family. My nephew's first birthday, obviously a pirate theme. :)

ADVERTISING *FAIL*

I'm not a teen, but can I still bill my parents?