Welllll I guess this is a pretty decent reason to be up early on a Saturday.

It's 6:30 am people. Rise n shine! #ineedcoffee

Soooo this is what I'm shopping for online right now. I mean. The hair!!

Dog as big as a horse...orrrr...horse as big as a dog...hmpf. #itsawednesday

Wow! Thank you for all the birthday love! I hate all the attention. Hate=love

My pit bull mix beast has a staring problem. Especially, when I'm on the toilet. :-{o

I've discovered the true purpose behind overalls on babies.

Osh Kosh.

You guys ROCK! Thank you for helping me suspend that creep. Someone is very happy to have his identity back.

Gettin' strong.

Best dental date ever.

"Why the hell are we still awake mom?"...touché baby boy touché.

In bed with an animal.

5 weeks in and already a hipster. #LAlife

Someone had a little too much to drink.

Good thing I don't have enough diapers or anything.

Present and Future.

Happy holiday hiiiiiiyaas from one ninja to another.

Someone FINALLY decided to make his grand entrance into the world! It's official. I am no longer knocked up. #Amen

Ummmmmmm....no thanks. Worst party ever.