At the big liquor store. They really do have everything.

"Release the Krackel!"

Nut crackers always make me uncomfortable

"There's a sucker born every minute." - P.T. Barnum (and now, apparently the HP Store as well)

Everything else is cool though...

No. I wanted the LARGE container of cheese balls...

Living dangerously...

14.9 fluid ounces of pasteurized awesome. #dinner

Dear Kettle Brand, the package should read "5oz or 1/4 of a bag of potato chips" #kthnx

When did Bob Odenkirk land the Gorton's Fisherman gig?

Supporters at the $1000 level and above will receive a free tote bag and a copy of Lawrence Welk's Greatest Hits.

Whole Foods? They should call it "Whole Paycheck"

The spell check feature in Firefox is a little harsh...

I voted. They gave me a sticker to prove it and renewed my license to complain.

iPod!? We don't need no stinkin' iPod!

Its that time again!

Motorized Elvis Head

Mothra?

The Emissions Scam

Into the Fog