Derren Brown

@DerrenBrown

Prince of Eternia and Defender of the Secrets of Castle Grayskull. Dislikes blue cheese.

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Words to live by. David Foster Wallace, quoted by Allan:

I'm told I'm the 1st person in Ireland to buy the 5D Mark III. And the gorgeous 50mm 1.2 lens. Thank you Jessops.

Finding pics on my phone from last night. and I grinning. Just realised the award says 2011... Hmm

Oh.

Yeah, just drinkin' outta my new 2012 Svengali mug. You don't have one? That's odd. http://bit.ly/GC3jAk

Ooh! Am I maverick? Am I this season's 'Must Have'? I so am.

On another note, I have bought my first ever pair of trainers (apart from my gym pair). Get in.

Reading hilarious letters in the Daily Mail. Forget gender reassignment: make-up or brain surgery is the answer.

The glorious Leeds Grand. First time here, what a treat.

Day off. Woke up extraordinarily late. My beloved has made me a late Valentines/anniversary brekkie. My GOD.

First auditorium of the tour. Hopefully it'll be more densely populated for first night tomorrow.

Here I am with one of the 14 courses. Jelly of quail w/ crayfish cream. Table drowned in moss-scented dry ice.

Wandering around Bray. Very kind of them to erect this:

Yeah baby. Just BBQ'd this beauty. Writing days at the coastal retreat are the best.

Away working hard on TV ideas. Also grown-up intellectual fun replacing 'putter' with 'wanker' in golfing book.

Tesco: awkward use of 1st person in heating instructions doesn't give you quirky informality of Innocent brand.

Michael w/ portrait. (Told him not to smile too much in the picture, but he loved it). More: http://bit.ly/A2ljw0

Found a couple of old pics I did. Just reassuring myself they're two different people.

Found a couple of old pics I did. Just reassuring myself they're two different people.

Number of followers has a nice ring to it. Thank you awfully.