Derek Faye

@Derek_Faye

living with mother and close friends with leonard. If you like a good euphemism dear, follow me!

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You can get 3 Devils testicles for £10 in #TESCO

Don't hate me because I'm Toms Favourite.

Meow Very Dare You!

He is wonderful dear. He ate all the pies. He also loves his twankey

#AntiquesRoadshow
Fiona dear, I have a Ornament that i like to dust. Can you tell me the price and if it will rise.

#DEREKSUNDAYAPPEAL
Please help Leonards charity that helps shirtless cowboys who cock watch all the time. Tell all!

Hope you are all having a lovely St Pats day.if you kiss the Blarney stone you'll get good luck.
Heres Barney Stone

A Red nose day picture of Harry Styles.

Have you seen my #rednoseday Clock?
it shows the time in 5 cities.

Im taking mothers pussy to be looked at. I'm sure it shouldn't have grapes.
#HVDY

A new sign has appeared in the heath toilets, i don't know what the 4th picture is
what men have pigtails these days!



Does your pussy love star trek dear? if so this is for her.

Things not to do in a public toilet
#UNLEASHTHEMONSTER

Who is sitting in the chair?

Ive got Frank in to sort my plumbing out, he said my cock is wonky and i need my water butt rimmed. #HVDY

Night dears! heres a picture of pussy on my GO AWAY door mat, isn't she lovely!

Ive changed channels to Animal Planet. theres a programme on about big game hunters. This one didn't want the tusks.

Emeli Sande closing ANOTHER event?