Derek Faye


living with mother and close friends with leonard. If you like a good euphemism dear, follow me!

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You can get 3 Devils testicles for £10 in #TESCO

Don't hate me because I'm Toms Favourite.

Meow Very Dare You!

He is wonderful dear. He ate all the pies. He also loves his twankey

Fiona dear, I have a Ornament that i like to dust. Can you tell me the price and if it will rise.

Please help Leonards charity that helps shirtless cowboys who cock watch all the time. Tell all!

Hope you are all having a lovely St Pats day.if you kiss the Blarney stone you'll get good luck.
Heres Barney Stone

A Red nose day picture of Harry Styles.

Have you seen my #rednoseday Clock?
it shows the time in 5 cities.

Im taking mothers pussy to be looked at. I'm sure it shouldn't have grapes.

A new sign has appeared in the heath toilets, i don't know what the 4th picture is
what men have pigtails these days!

Does your pussy love star trek dear? if so this is for her.

Things not to do in a public toilet

Who is sitting in the chair?

Ive got Frank in to sort my plumbing out, he said my cock is wonky and i need my water butt rimmed. #HVDY

Night dears! heres a picture of pussy on my GO AWAY door mat, isn't she lovely!

Ive changed channels to Animal Planet. theres a programme on about big game hunters. This one didn't want the tusks.

Emeli Sande closing ANOTHER event?