Writer for @Soccerlens, @TheDaisyCutter1, @TheFCF, @BFTGT and @latetackle. Lover of Spurs, Pixies and alternative 80's soundtracks. I'll be your plastic toy.
I don't trust a man looking like that to give me any advice or guidance on anything to do with sex.
This is how you get 145 points in a week despite your quarterback only getting 3 points #fantasyamericanfootball
Iain Dowie reacts when he hears there may be a possible vacancy at Chelsea
Big Sam really did enjoy that
My cat scratching itself earlier
Temperate of my house when I came in from work
No wonder the porn industry's on its knees
The older they get the cuter they ain't
Kieron Dyer in the QPR dressing room.
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