Danielle Corsetto

@dcorsetto

Cartoonist. Girl Scout. Lush.

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Continuing to clean the closet/half-bath. Mystery Closet Finds #1: bag of only purple Skittles.

Among the many items I found while cleaning my kitchen table: this envelope.

I'm on a mission & that mission is to clean the scariest closet in my house.

I'm on a mission & that mission is to clean the scariest closet in my house.

I'm on a mission & that mission is to clean the scariest closet in my house.

I understand "ip" isn't a word, but... #WWF

Eating the first (almost-)ripe pear from my tree!

I'm pretty sure this was supposed to say "pool party."

De-shedding Ellie, phase two.

De-shedding Ellie, phase two.

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Finally broke down & bought the $42 Furminator. Halfway through with Ellie.

My hair was SO LONG guys.

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Crisis averted, I found some kale. Among other things.

Hm. The "liquid pencil" Sharpie technology is neat, but clunky and kind of useless. Erases surprisingly well!

So, at the yard sales with & I found an owl and a Schiele.

So, at the yard sales with & I found an owl and a Schiele.

I've separated my liquors into "typical ingredients" & "bad decisions/college." I'm sure you can guess which is which.