Do-gooder, do-badder, organizer, homo-lover, fast-talker, right-wing basher, gym-fanatic, atheist, twitteraddict.
I get no respect from babes.
Do my mom's glasses make me look nerdy?
After the birthday kids blew out the candles, they both said, "let the force be with you." #ILoveNerds
My niece is teaching me a new form of aerobic exercise...
Nails painted, time for Star Wars marathon, then bday party for my 9 year old niece and 7 year old nephew.
@absolutspacegrl guess where I was today...
Almost got kicked off of this ride at Disneyland...
Guess where I am...
Where am I?
Fireflies dancing over well manicured grass at Carnegie Inst, DC. Been here for 12 yrs--this town never gets old.
Guess where I'm at?
Im goin partying tonight. My makeup is SO 80s
My friends are so stupid.
The calm, quiet 2-3 inches left behind in this park on Mass ave is misleading. Last night was crazy and wet.
The view from the top. #TreadmillTweets
Riding on the metro... w @byepluto
Because @aliceinthewater asked, here's what a semipornographic manicure looks like:
You don't scare me. I will turn you on, mount you, ride you, and sweat in your face.
I can't believe I run into my gays everywhere--even in Clarendon! Look at this Latino hottie.
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