Part time genius.
Unfortunately my prays went unanswered #leveinout
Glasgow for Scotland game tomorrow. Typical West coast weather
Ffs dobies it's still August
If you look closely you can spot the sub with no chance of coming on #oddsock. Keith Wright at the game
Scottish cup round 1. Big teams next round
Xfactor or continue reading? difficult decision but 110% yes to the book
#Olympic brand protection police have attacked Henry. At least they left the face alone #pepsi #mastercard #rbs
Actually have some sympathy with the badminton players. When I knew I couldn't be beaten to this I didn't give a fuck
Last man standing #lookyoufuckingdon'texistgetit
@markamccafferty @richardharron @david42960802 Look what came today
@gavmackinnon you've got a point there. You'd spend eternity in hell tortured by this image.
I'd like to apologise for the dip in my high standards and unprofessional attitude. Time to refocus to retain this
@NeilB72 just for you
@NeilB72 you don't aim very high. Mine were and still are John mcenroe and davie cooper. Your hero will never win this
Only two power sources when I need four. Where's Jesus when you need him #fishesandloafs
@j4sEdinburgh @KeithD73 @paolosutherland @SteveMcIntyre72 recognise this door
One large beer. They refused to give Karen a large one
@markamccafferty @IHarron how not to open a bottle with a coin
Chicken kebab anyone? I was only one having a poolside pint at 10.30
I guess I'm out of whisky #honesttheywereallnearlyempty
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