David Spade

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Rules of Engagement, THURSDAYS at 9:30 on CBS

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Look who took home last nite. This is the akward hug at the door this morning

Why does every pro-weed stoner guy look like this?

You know Its a high end eatery when they are scared u will steal toothpick holder so its tied down w dental floss. Eeeassyyy restaurant..your safe

Um this sweater is 3000$. I think I made one like this at summercamp. And I got an F

LA doesn't realize summer is over. My steering wheel is so hot I'm wearing oven mitts. They came in handy when I pulled that pot roast out of the glove compartment. [don't have a rim shot icon]

carrie underwood stopped by my show at the Venetian Saturday. Threw tomatoes and heckled me. Typical carrie..

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Lovely lady at my hotel. She's keep-ing it real..[spoiler alert: nametag]

Golfing it up in 105 degrees before las vegas show. Ay caramaba

'Timmy' in our fake airplane set we bought from Lost yard sale. Show starts this monday. Wee!

Um who is this 'reporter' and why is she in ads for 9 different companies on my laptop. Somethings fishy...

We all love holidays ,vh-1 and Rush. but its this slightly offensive? Or funny

Joe dirt alert! Ran into my main man kicking wing tonight [ aka kicking ass] great to see him. Will drag him into the animated show..

No way! They bulldozed taco bell on beverly! Uncool.. Now how am I gonna get cramps and feel dizzy ??

Play a baby in next show. Special effects this year. We are basically 'Rules of Avatar' this season

I love that this dude waits till he gets to bushes by ihop to clip his gross nails. Cue barf

First taping of rules of engagement! Weee!

Does the president really need to fuck up ALL the traffic in town? can the guy skype some f ing meetings?? My god. So uncool

Bianaca and oliver. Rules promo shoot. 2 babes

Hard to find t shirt : Mao Tse- Tung in pigtails. A must for christmas

Found old gap girls backstage photo. Hilar