Now THAT's how you apologize to a hotel guest if there's a problem

Now that's how you apologize to a hotel guest if there's a problem

Teaching the French how to eat Oreos

Evidently my broken elevator (again) is part of my post-Chicago diet

#lunch tweet

The new O-Chateau wine bar à Paris

I'm banking on Monsieur Limousin

Here's a preview...

Oh, I get it. Because the burgers are fried here, they're "Made in Paris"

I keep putting scraps out for the staff-a holdover from my restaurant days, then I realize that I am the staff now

I'm sorry but I think this baguette looks just a little bit suspect..

Own your own cave in Paris, just €7000

Yay! Fresh bread...

My favorite store in Paris, obviously

Why do people ask me where I like to go for chocolat chaud when it's pretty good right at home?

Embarking on ambitious, potentially week-long project to candy one giant citron

Someone in America (obviously) loves me today

We're about to start being monitored

Menu du jour

I like when the charcuteries sell off their used ceramic terrines for almost nothing