209 days ago from phone
Totally unironic name for one of the most ghetto convenience stores in the Fredericksburg area.
213 days ago from phone
Told Darla I was gonna 'LOLcat' this image. She made an angry face and said she'd poop on me while I slept.
214 days ago from phone
Stuffed toys are not welcome in my office
218 days ago from site
220 days ago from phone
Notice anything about this company's name? Think they should change it? Ahhh, Fredericksburg, VA
223 days ago from site
Most awesomest pic EVER! "¡Oye senor! ¿Do joo haive seen any peeg flu?" It's cool. I'm part Mexican.
228 days ago from phone
Who's got a badass wife? This guy! @Meggie_Garcia made me lunch! NOM!
229 days ago from phone
At lamaze w/ @Meggie_GarciaThis is called an "empathy belly." As a fatass badass, I already know the feeling...
229 days ago from phone
At lamaze w/ @Meggie_GarciaThis is called an "empathy belly." As a fatass badass, I already know the feeling...
232 days ago from phone
235 days ago from phone
I want a 1960s-era monster to jump out of this mess and chase me home. Just for fun.
235 days ago from phone
@Meggie_Garcia outta costume after Mulan. Give the lady some props. She did great
238 days ago from site
Fully aware of the pistachio recall, my boss brought in this gift for all the staff.
238 days ago from site
I guess this is what happens when you leave your Twitter profile on & the cat steps on the "+" key FOREVER!
239 days ago from phone
Easter bunny with Easter baby bunny for my preggie @Meggie_Garcia
240 days ago from phone
@Meggie_Garcia at the local farmers' market. I'm keeping watch with Rowdy
241 days ago from phone
Trapped coworker in the bathroom tries to escape...
243 days ago from phone
Are these the trashbags for when the fat kids get chopped up and need to be disposed of?
243 days ago from phone
@brandonjcarr making Sir Rowdimus Megatron way hyper.
243 days ago from phone
Got this tattoo on 3/7/05 to commemorate smoking quit date. I've been officially smoke-free for 2 months. Yeah.
