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David C. Garcia

@davidcgarcia

My company is requiring me to finish my Bachelors. They did not specify a program. I have just found an accredited clown college.

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Not gonna say way to stereotype, . But, way to stereotype.

On a boat. Getting ready to go boating. It's raining.

I told , "Dude, draw a picture of me." Apparently this is how I look.

Happy #EarthDay.

Here's a pic of Toxie w/ my newborn!

"I do not like the Cone of Shame."

NO! *smacks clerk on nose with grammar manual*

Check out this dork in front of me at at .

GAH!

I THOUGHT WE WERE SAFE INDOORS! THEY'VE BREACHED THE WALLS.

This is happening RIGHT NOW!

. said I look kind of Jewish in his sketch of me. I gave myself a Jewish sombrero.

Ironically, I keep my Big Book next to my "Do it yourself" books.

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When did sitting become so complicated?

Wild Daffodils sprouted all over my yard during the past two weeks.

Germ-free fistbump! #photofriday #fistbumpfriday

Awesome job being You, Me! #photofriday #fistbumpfriday

Little Mac, why are you in my computer and not my Nintendo?! #photofriday #fistbumpfriday

Thanks for putting out fires, g. #photofriday #fistbumpfriday