Not gonna say way to stereotype, @BestBuy. But, way to stereotype.

On a boat. Getting ready to go boating. It's raining.

I told @brandonjcarr, "Dude, draw a picture of me." Apparently this is how I look.

Happy #EarthDay.

@lloydkaufman Here's a pic of Toxie w/ my newborn!

"I do not like the Cone of Shame."

NO! *smacks clerk on nose with grammar manual*

Check out this dork in front of me at at @Wegmans.

@brandonjcarr @newsintheburg GAH!

@brandonjcarr @newsintheburg I THOUGHT WE WERE SAFE INDOORS! THEY'VE BREACHED THE WALLS.

@brandonjcarr @newsintheburg This is happening RIGHT NOW!

.@timjeffreys said I look kind of Jewish in his sketch of me. I gave myself a Jewish sombrero.

Ironically, I keep my Big Book next to my "Do it yourself" books.

When did sitting become so complicated?

Wild Daffodils sprouted all over my yard during the past two weeks.

Germ-free fistbump! #photofriday #fistbumpfriday

Awesome job being You, Me! #photofriday #fistbumpfriday

Little Mac, why are you in my computer and not my Nintendo?! #photofriday #fistbumpfriday

Thanks for putting out fires, g. #photofriday #fistbumpfriday