Please, @hotcow + @LGBlogUK . Stop emailing me! Heaven's above.

I think LG are trying to get hold of me. #prfail

Three hours later, and cliff's head was still stuck in the pole

Sigh. I took this pic last month. Seems a life time ago.

Just out for dinner with the missus

I think someone is trying to get our attention...

Just seen this on the bus. Stupid ad. When was sitting on a London bus as a black person ever illegal? Never...

Oh Godfrey, where have you been all my life?

Hygiene central on tonight's DLR.

At the Oval

A present for @peepsisee : I wear my sunglasses at night

Londoners... How cool is this little fella?

Today's sun frontpage

Amazing screen at hammersmith Apollo! Come on englanddddddd!! #worldcup

Amazing screen at hammersmith Apollo! Come on englanddddddd!! #worldcup

It's the Blue Peter garden!

It's the Blue Peter garden!

Done! Sturdy as they come. No more creaky bed for me, no sir!

Done! Sturdy as they come. No more creaky bed for me, no sir!