Skating at JLA tonight with Red Wings broadcaster and fellow alum, Mickey Redmond.

It's official: I'm a Red Wing Alumni member. And I got to skate with Chris Chelios and Joe Kocur tonight at JLA.

Played pond hockey in Michigan today with former NHL'ers Darren Pang, Joe Kocur and Wayne Presley. What a day!!!

The guy next to me is now sleeping...or he punched himself out.

Take a dump. Leave a dump. It's illegal.

As soon as I can get this thing started, I'm going to launch myself in to space!

This posted in my hotel here in Fargo.

Freeze and laugh with me this Thursday thru Saturday at Courtney's in Fargo. Reservations: 218.287.7100

Finally on iTunes! Yeaaaaaaaaa!

I sure wish the sea hag was featured in more movies and television.

Would this be considered a tatso?

@JohnStamos - Great on @JimmyKimmel and @GLEEonFOX last night! Here's us hosting the Vanguard Charity on Saturday

Hey @ABCFamily I think your Full House poll is a little messed up.

RT @SarahKSilverman Pick me! Pick me! XO Dave

@bobsaget - Bob, I just met this guy. He'd be a great opener for your next standup gig.

Beautiful day here in Atlanta. Going to fly one of these this afternoon. Then a show at the Funny Farm tonight.

Here's where I am tonight for two shows. Hey Detroit...come out and laugh. It'll do you good!

With governor Jennifer Granholm at the governor's mansion in Lansing, Michigan.

Foxes love to sit on top of mailboxes in the wild as well.

Went to John Wooden's favorite restaurant this morning. They had a table reserved for him. He inspired so many.