Dear Spammer: How about I press the 'Force Choke' button instead?

Really not liking these Star Wars blu ray changes -

Apparently they don't know who they're dealing with -

Dear Twitter, don't plan the plan if you can't follow through -

Attention Target Stores: My agent will be holo-contacting you soon -

It's good to be me:

My Christmas decorations are now complete! -

Introducing the new Hefty Sith Sack™

I was voted most likely to _______. Find your graduating class at classmates.com!