Darth Vader

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Dear Spammer: How about I press the 'Force Choke' button instead?

Really not liking these Star Wars blu ray changes -

Apparently they don't know who they're dealing with -

Dear Twitter, don't plan the plan if you can't follow through -

Attention Target Stores: My agent will be holo-contacting you soon -

It's good to be me:

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My Christmas decorations are now complete! -

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Introducing the new Hefty Sith Sack™

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I was voted most likely to _______. Find your graduating class at classmates.com!

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