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#ZeroSharkThirty RT : Man, I would love to see a movie poster for Zero Shark Thirty ()

“#motorcyclevagina? I hardly knew’er! ” RT : . can you photoshop Harry Reid killing the Senate?

ok haleigh RT : wait. I ate a whole box of Oreos.

ok scott RT : if you’re giving out degrees I think my 3day old baby girl has proven she ca


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ok allie RT : Alright, if I'm allowed to pick, , may I get my degree in Chupacabra Catching?

ok dasan RT : OK I need one in debauchery

shahyan RT : I could get a degree in being easy

lets be honest adrienne what wouldn’t be appropriate

ok alice you are being extremely difficult RT : wait I want one too

ok juan

OK MT I think I have a degree in this RT : Being difficult is one of my favorite pastimes

your type? MT : Your privacy is our priority. Discover the type of net user you are http://t.co/1szZP9QCya

“bill and ted 3?” RT : Get Sad Keanu on that bench RT : Art. RT : Bawww.

*lincoln* RT : "I'm quitting Twitter." -- Bob Dylan

OK RT : [joan-didion-photoshopped-into-brokeback-mountain-poster-i-wish-i-knew-how-to-quit-you-twitter-do

twist: of all the cast, only tom hanks is told it is about clowns.

*go green* MT : hosts fundraiser for Congress' climate change denier: http://t.co/ZBE4XNXY0S

ok RT : I'm winning the day. RT : #motorcyclevagina is now trending in #DC http://t.co/xkvK8J9BSw

ok RT : RT : I would watch "To Catch a Predator Drone" with and .