Andrés Ordorica

@darcibastiaan

Writer-at-large | The artist formerly known as Prince

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Well, fuck you, Wikipedia:

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Ok, totally unexpected this, but I am proud:

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Sigh... remember when that gun was successfully tested on Keanu?

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I believe found the person you're looking for one minute after you tweeted that:

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la de en medio, obvio:

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'ORA SI HIJOS DE SU MADRE:

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nice timing: right in the middle of Ewan McGregor's Q&A.

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good to hear! pinche lópez-dóriga y sus reporteros te lo pintan como si esto esta pasando:

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Mexican newspaper "El Universal": explosion was casued by A/C overheating. http://is.gd/XIETlk

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estos dos son buenísimos:

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Ellery on January 9th, 2013, as captured by a CCTV camera:

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i see stuff like this and the "ari! ari! ari!" alarm in my head goes off like a muhafucka:

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You'll lose12lbs in, like, NO TIME using this amazing lip gloss twice a day:

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A boy injured when a shell, released by regime forces... | I want to hug the living Heaven out of him.

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FWIW, a screenshot of 's last tweets. Rihanna tweet had over 17,000 RT's about an hour ago:

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And even if Chris Brown deletes his tweets to , I'll have a copy for everyone:

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USDA approved:

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