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@juliweiner Well, fuck you, Wikipedia:
@juliweiner Ok, totally unexpected this, but I am proud:
@ladybirdj Sigh... remember when that gun was successfully tested on Keanu?
@jennyandteets I believe @annabeloakes found the person you're looking for one minute after you tweeted that:
@jessicat_cat la de en medio, obvio:
@bradleyochoa @Hornetsson 'ORA SI HIJOS DE SU MADRE:
@TweenHobo nice timing: right in the middle of Ewan McGregor's Q&A.
@bradleyochoa good to hear! pinche lópez-dóriga y sus reporteros te lo pintan como si esto esta pasando:
@nycsouthpaw Mexican newspaper "El Universal": explosion was casued by A/C overheating. http://is.gd/XIETlk
@carloscarbajal0 estos dos son buenísimos:
@ellerysweet Ellery on January 9th, 2013, as captured by a CCTV camera:
@bradleyochoa i see stuff like this and the "ari! ari! ari!" alarm in my head goes off like a muhafucka:
@ARTownsend You'll lose12lbs in, like, NO TIME using this amazing lip gloss twice a day:
A boy injured when a shell, released by regime forces... | I want to hug the living Heaven out of him.
@cschweitz FWIW, a screenshot of @chrisbrown's last tweets. Rihanna tweet had over 17,000 RT's about an hour ago:
@nycsouthpaw And even if Chris Brown deletes his tweets to @JennyJohnsonHi5, I'll have a copy for everyone:
@amaeryllis USDA approved:
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