First stop off the plane:

Aspiring retirees rolling with impunity in Grand Marquis. #BigIsland

Which member of Seattle media owns this phone. (Hint: He's not actually a hobo!)

Words to live by:

#Seahawks DE Bruce Irvin introduction to Seattle.

My ginormous head + New #Seahawks helmet = Tight squeezeTight squeeze.

Clothes line: #Seahawks dress for success. Live from Nike.

Tiger Woods portrait made of golf tees.

Anyone wanna' guess how long these trees have been curbside?

One of these guys is an aspiring pro party boy. The other is Jeff Spiccoli. #Gronkoli

Roger Goodell's expert witness:

Danny's back!

Danny's back!

A very happy hour just getting started with @SharonPianChan.

Took four flights in 24 hours across five time zones. Ahhhhh ... #Hawaii

#Seahawks coach @PeteCarroll in the house. #Combine

If only this were an ad for malt liquor:

Rex in effect. #Combine

#Eagles GM Howie Roseman probably still gets carded.

Why yes, Peyton Manning IS looming behind #Cardinals GM Rod Graves.