Radio DJ, sorry mom.
You all laughed when I RT'ed for a contest, but who is laughing now?!?!? Muahahaha
@daveweigel @AZEALIABANKS Here you go Dave, I thought this meme appropriate.
I told her I voted 3rd party
This may be the most kinky sentence ever written in a DIY book.
I could get a plate OR I could eat the cake out of the box. #mmmboxcake
This is going to be a fabulous new year
A firefighter shot himself in his leg in KC? Oh lord
Picture me rollin’, they hatin…
Ok gun people, look at this twitter profile, tell me this guy should own a nerf gun, much less something deadly.
If you buy this, your problem getting chicks isn’t your odor.
Shit, I have to buy this. It has electrolytes! #Baitn'
Aha! BREAKING NEWS!
Uhhh @AskPayPal you sent me someone’s email, My name is Danny not Sydney McCarthy…do I need to be concerned?
Gah. How old is Carly Rae Jepsen? I thought she was 14 or something
Finger update from last nights all-star goalkeeper performance, it appears to be broken in TWO places. @MISLCOMETS
@RadioDana @ryankath @KrisKetz @ParksKMBZ @TheBrettAnthony @JohnHolt did you not see my displaced pinky fracture?
@Numerologynow you like my jersey?
@JiaoJiaoShen @MISLCOMETS 3 technically…know a good ortho?
I’m obsessed with this finger, you can feel the bone not lining up with the knuckle, but it doesn’t hurt.
.@TheFakeNed Coach, my finger lost an inch…coach? Coach?
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