Ouuuuuuuch! Son of a bitch. That's my BB thumbnail! Put me on IR. I'll be sidelined.

@CameronFrye How about a Storm Trooper, instead? (Didn't even have to get up to take that.) @Sean_Leahy

@dupreeblue #nom #thatisall

This is what I'm bringing (so far) to the F'dale #LITweetups Helps Food Drive. http://bit.ly/b3FPRm What's in your cupboards?

Junk mail that caught my eye walking past my kitchen table. #MarketingFail

"E-Safety" display in 6th grade wing. #Twitter #Facebook #Friendster #Yahoo

Middle school wellness room (treadmills, bikes, weight machines, etc): Paid for and up-kept exclusively with Box Tops and Labels for Education.

Do I really need to say anything about this?

At the music shop getting this repaired for Youngest. I'm no expert, but I don't think that string belongs there. #AreYouAnExpert #RandomHockeyReference

How do I know @Katrina_Doell loves me? She knows when I *need* cookies without me saying a word.

All I had to do to "win" this was follow @BestYetMarket. Come on... How cool is Twitter?

Speaking of kids that eat like horses, this should last about 3-4 days. Maybe.

There were SIXTY in this box exactly 7 days ago. #TheyNeedToGetJobs

Look who's on the cover of the #NHL 2011 Yearbook! #JT91 #Isles

I don't know if I should be impressed or feel inferior that @SpeakoftheDevs made this as a baby gift for a friend's twins.

Me thinks this thing iz brokie. I can't hearz no ocean.

@Burk1 Look! :D

I'm really very pleased with the way the moulding came out. :)

Check out Mars next to the moon!

What the dresser looks like after the trip to Ikea... (still need a blue taper candle)