What we're dealing with right now (mainly heavy winds, thunder storms):

@J0hnDanny Remember the days when we would laugh and enjoy life?

Hmm. Did I subconsciously write this in my property outline, or this is the work of @an_annabell?

Taken Pre-@IBXRun10. We finished (10 miles down Broad Street) in a little less than 1.5 hours.

I guess if there was a reaction I wanted from my article yesterday, this is it:

This picture from last night... I don't even know...

Seriously. I'm having dinner with Amanda Lepore. #NOATG

At age 25, how do I still not know how to park?

Why is @katiemilleros so adorable?

Me.

I get it, Facebook. Thanks.

I'm really good at talking to guys. #scruff

@kevinabarry Haha. Thanks. YouTube is surely just looking out for my sex life. From today:

YouTube, I just can't with you right now.

Weekend weather. Packing tanks, obvi. #palmsprings #stonewall

Pretty much, me.

So good to meet/see @DCBenji in Philly tonight!

@meggles426 Butttttttttt. We're so cute. #dcsluts

@AshtinQuinn Well, @Whataburger liked my photo, so beat that ;)

@SamDaLamb