Dan Heinz

@danheinz

At one point in time I was the youngest person in the world.

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Man of the the hour.

Here I am pepper spraying myself cc:

I just spent 30 minutes in photoshop pepper spraying #casulpepperspray

3 weeks not biting my nails.

If you had to have them skip one of these scenarios, which would it be?

Trying to look younger and cooler. How am I doing?

hahaha the masturbating, bisexual and foot fetish apes? WTF Facebook?

I am spending my night coloring #boom

I am spending my night coloring #boom

the sexy store isnt it obvious?

I don't think this is how either one of these is suppose to work

I was jealous of you and so I beat up an old lady and stole her glasses

who does this look like?

Look pretending he can read

My cousin enjoying her time with me

what do you think is keeping this cup standing up? #shakeboner

Panera Bread in Glenview is remodeling thanks to a bad driver

D breannaleigho here

This isn't instagram it's my grandparents and company