Dane Cook

@DaneCook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

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If I'm ever a fugitive. I submit this 2 the law as my artist rendition. I'm about 6'1" w/pencil like features.

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If I'm ever a fugitive. I submit this 2 the law as my artist rendition. I'm about 6'1" w/pencil like features.

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Going through photos 4 my book. 1 of my favs last couple years. Haven't kissed an Oscar but this is close enough.

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Great memories of Atlantic City shows!
RIP u will b missed. Zombie mobs r no place 4 real chainsaws.

Caption this (after you WTF out for a moment)

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My last day filming #GunsGirls&Gambling in Utah is today. Here's Helena Mattsson & I before she kicks some ass.

& I filming #GunsGirls&Gambling in Utah desert. Fun fact: Megan is Canadian & hates truck convoys.

Day 1 filming #GunsGirls&Gambling w/ Slater, Oldman &Fahey. Sam Trammell & I as The Sheriffs in Utah desert

Greatest friendship ever. We have to make a buddy movie. He's the straight faced lead. I'm the goofball sidekick.

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My quote from America Idol finale in Time magazine. Seriously always hoped 4 a quote here! Thx

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Nate & I working out the attack.

Stay close everyone. Tons of shots coming to ya.

Here watching the Cs shoot around. are you ready!?
BEAT LA!!

Celtics game hanging with Pap. Go C's!!!!!

Took this in LA yesterday. This kid just couldn't wait to do his homework.

Courtside. losing her voice. She taunts everyones footwear.

#1: The winner 4 my fav pic I got from fans all weekend! A picture says a thousand words except two... Im sorry

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#2: Okay let me explain what this kid did from the email I got. He's 12. He was bored. He wanted to win.

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#3: Hey dad... guess what I want to be when I grow up?

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#4: She's drunk. She's some kind of tribal person. She's pissing in a sink. She looks happy & that's why I picked her

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