When I tweet, I tweet to kill.
dream of music young one dream of music
marty mcfly has sex with wyatt earp and this guy popped out
until they legalize gay im drinkin all these drinks
im reading DCs twitter -- wow imagine if someone took a photo of ME!>? Wowzers!
I worked my god damn shirt off my big fat belly
first im gonna eat these fries and then maybe this babies head for dessert
there is a presenceeeeeeee in this houssssseeeeeeeeeeee
man life is tough reading books under ugly balloons all day YOU have been caught on Dane Cooks Twitter feed
this man is sleeping on his flight and dreaming of a fresh beverage shave shower and shit
sleeeeeep young boy and know thousands of people see u on Dane Cooks twitterrrrrrr
nice hat elderly lady now on the Internet
poolside with Kim Kardashian?
hi lady -- u r famous on twitter now
laundry day is im famous day
this is classic getting crazy pix from all over the world. here r a few people who dont know they r famous now
Sneak peak #2. The illustruous Barbara Hershey & I in the forthcoming film Answers to Nothing.
Sneak peek @SamTrammell & I as the corrupt Sheriff Cowley & Sheriff Hutchins in the bad ass Guns,Girls&Gambling
Extraordinarily Normal Life. #3
Working hard on my new comedy special. Here is a special sneak peek at my new comedy CD cover. It's called Linus.
Like I said getting a shit ton of insane pix. Including a brand new vajazzle!
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