Dane Cook

@DaneCook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

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dream of music young one dream of music

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marty mcfly has sex with wyatt earp and this guy popped out

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until they legalize gay im drinkin all these drinks

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im reading DCs twitter -- wow imagine if someone took a photo of ME!>? Wowzers!

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I worked my god damn shirt off my big fat belly

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first im gonna eat these fries and then maybe this babies head for dessert

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there is a presenceeeeeeee in this houssssseeeeeeeeeeee

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man life is tough reading books under ugly balloons all day YOU have been caught on Dane Cooks Twitter feed

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this man is sleeping on his flight and dreaming of a fresh beverage shave shower and shit

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sleeeeeep young boy and know thousands of people see u on Dane Cooks twitterrrrrrr

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nice hat elderly lady now on the Internet

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poolside with Kim Kardashian?

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hi lady -- u r famous on twitter now

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laundry day is im famous day

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this is classic getting crazy pix from all over the world. here r a few people who dont know they r famous now

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Sneak peak #2. The illustruous Barbara Hershey & I in the forthcoming film Answers to Nothing.

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Sneak peek & I as the corrupt Sheriff Cowley & Sheriff Hutchins in the bad ass Guns,Girls&Gambling

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Extraordinarily Normal Life. #3

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Working hard on my new comedy special. Here is a special sneak peek at my new comedy CD cover. It's called Linus.

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Like I said getting a shit ton of insane pix. Including a brand new vajazzle!

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