Dane Cook

@DaneCook

When I tweet, I tweet to kill.

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somethings wrong with that 3rd Jonas brother

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she wants that flag and someday shes gonna get that flag aint she?

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i was born in this chair and this is where I would like to die

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only girls with stripped shirts can live in this city

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i like lime

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girlllll this club sucks i cant believe i got my hair did for this

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tee hee caught u sir and ur on my new passing the time event called make a stranger famous on Dane Cooks twitter

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worst class ever

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some dont need captions just look at it and wonder

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these pix r great ... unsuspecting people sleeping holding their balls is funny -- great pix

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baby i ... well ... i just need some time on my own ya know? to ... well ... to think about shit

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well by the looks of the background this hospital has all the latest medical tools needed to assist this man

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captured! the dalai lama going to his car!

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juice boxes yo that shit will knock you the fuck out

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creepy guy at work?!?! thanks for the candy!!!

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ur famous on my twitter --- NO APOLOGIES EVER!

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is this safe? legal? sane?

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maam its suppose to be have a Coke and a smile not have a Coke and a death stare

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lots to see here but my real question -- can RAID be used as a deodorant?

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back to work fry guy

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