Husband, publc servant, web guy, running man. The Dan behind @quantifieddan. RTs imply the contrapositive.
I don't even understand what this means.
@jbouie, meet @andymboyle!
Why yes, I did go Awesome Music Shopping today.
Proof that I have the greatest Twitter account of all time. cc: @marydavie @gwynnek @jenngustetic @wdeggers
Hey @Bethenny, someone's totally jacking your idea & selling it at Bed Bath
Why yes, I did set a calendar reminder for Apps for Healthy Kids public voting! Cc: @amandare
Conclusive proof that Apple and @jess3 are in cahoots!
Hey, honeydew, why don't you mind your own damn business?
"Hey, I'm gonna go run to the store and buy some fonts."
My Google.com homepage is feeling upset and confused right now.
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