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I don't know about you, but the first three words of this review struck me as funny in context:

Someone took "an essential part of a complete breakfast" a little too literally:

Which size should I get — "responsible size" or "bladder buster"?

HP might want to hire a new copywriter—this isn't an inherently positive statement.

@kylesteed Here's one I'm happy and proud of:

And within moments, she's (rock-)nodded off to sleep.

Time to cut a few errands & get her home to nap. #InattentiveDad

Looks like the rumors are true. I winder when it'll open:

In a big electronics store and I feel like I'm walking thru a museum. Haha.

Any idea what this little circle means?

Current status: loving my commute. #nojoke

Is there really a market out there for USB staplers? #overkill

@xanthippe09 Is this the one we were talking about a couple weeks ago?

@xanthippe09 Is this the one we were talking about a couple weeks ago?

Let's see just how much fun @LehiCity can pack into Family Fun Day.

Ancestry.com is one of the big names in genealogy, but I never knew their reach extended this far:

Dinner at Ikea. Mmm.

iOS 5b Pro Tip: Don't rearrange the iTunes dock while downloading. It breaks stuff.

@ericbdavies Sadly no provisions for it in the current beta. And moving anything to the Purchased spot breaks something

Now, that's consistency: