Elyse Mofo Anders

@dELYSEious

Writer. Tweeter. Drinker. Speaker. Ass-kicker. World saver. Mofo. Activist. Cancer killer. Poo discussionista. This lady: http://hugmeimvaccinated.org

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Now that I'm in Texas, even my email is an evangelical christian.

At least until this:

Mint doesn't fuck around. When you're over budget, you're over budget. URGENT: RECALCULATE BUDGET ASAP!

Actually, I might have to change all my answers and go with your genocide plan.

I can see you with my PANCAKE VISION!

I don't want to tell you to be someone you're not... but maybe just settle on one name per email:

And just when I thought I couldn't love more...

This is how everyone should celebrate 's birthday.

Though, this, "favorite!" with smiling did make me giggle at the outofcontext horrificness