Elyse Mofo Anders

@dELYSEious

Writer. Tweeter. Drinker. Speaker. Ass-kicker. World saver. Mofo. Activist. Cancer killer. Poo discussionista. This lady: http://hugmeimvaccinated.org

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The girl in this ad explains exactly how I feel about 's post:

Marketing emails sometimes don't format right. And when they don't, sometimes teeth can scare the shit out of me.

Google understands that this is a big deal for me.

Dick Police. Here's your promo still, :

But, the list of people who have blocked me is impressive. Take for instance:

Looking for park district programs for Moose while in Chicago this summer. Found this bullshit in Buffalo Grove:

It probably shouldn't, but this made me laugh and laugh. cc

HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS ARRIVE AFTER I MADE ANGER TWEETS?

Direct messages that actually happened in real life:

Horrible people, an update, apparently I was wrong:

Oh look! I found another horrible person on Facebook!

Seriously, the subject of this email should have been "You're an ugly freak. Go join the circus".

What's the probability that this is correct and I should approve it?

Here it is: RT : imagining the aftermath.