Brian Curtis

@curtismaximus

This is my impression of a charming, witty and humorous individual. I didn't say it was a good impression.

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My 4 week old’s first #MNF was supposed to be special but now this keeps happening. Thanks a lot Johnny Football!

My girls.

This dude just got out of his car, went into the liquor store and left the door open with the car running.

Our first chance for a #lastcheeratgreer.

I <3 you, !

For Daddy’s little Tennessee girl. #GoVols

Google Maps caught me walking my dog.

Addendum to previous tweet.

My sweet baby girl, Hannah Grey Curtis.

My sweet baby girl, Hannah Grey Curtis.

My sweet baby girl, Hannah Grey Curtis.

These Sriracha Pringles are the bomb. Run, don’t walk.

Makin’ #baconbowl

Anybody know what breed this dog is?

I love my new dentist so far.

My beautiful Valentine.

Ran out of coffee creamer so I just dumped a pack of hot chocolate mix into my cup. With marshmallows! It’s not bad.

Go Mandalorians!!!
: …all 32 #NFL helmets… remixed with Star Wars:” http://t.co/pGk3st2kMb

I’m going to need one of these for Curtisminimus. #Vols

Curtisminimus Week 12