This is my impression of a charming, witty and humorous individual. I didn't say it was a good impression.
My 4 week old’s first #MNF was supposed to be special but now this keeps happening. Thanks a lot Johnny Football!
This dude just got out of his car, went into the liquor store and left the door open with the car running.
Our first chance for a #lastcheeratgreer. @nashvillesounds
I <3 you, @TacoBell!
For Daddy’s little Tennessee girl. #GoVols
Google Maps caught me walking my dog.
Addendum to previous tweet.
My sweet baby girl, Hannah Grey Curtis.
These Sriracha Pringles are the bomb. Run, don’t walk.
Makin’ @PerfBaconBowl #baconbowl
Anybody know what breed this dog is?
I love my new dentist so far. @Keurig
My beautiful Valentine.
Ran out of coffee creamer so I just dumped a pack of hot chocolate mix into my cup. With marshmallows! It’s not bad.
“@NOTSportsCenter: …all 32 #NFL helmets… remixed with Star Wars:” http://t.co/pGk3st2kMb
I’m going to need one of these for Curtisminimus. #Vols
Curtisminimus Week 12
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