One day I'll find my dream burrito.
My backscratcher is the most generous lover.
When I think "Tommy Girl", this classic image immediately comes to mind.
Yes, YES, YEEESSSSS!
Where your kids go to get sexually confused.
.@dearanyone is back!
Why is Jesus coming back on a Saturday? MAJOR dick move. He should wait 'til the weekend's over THEN rapture us.
I feel like this balloon has moved on to other parts of my life.
I'll never get used to seeing Cumin. It's Delish!
"He knows I hate that shirt" #yahoostockphoto
Best Christmas Gift EVER!!! Thanks Kim and Anjel!
They're making Mexicans in Arizona wear these now...
Bitch, stop showing off...
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