Cryssy Nelson


I'm Cryssy. I live in StL. I bet you figured that out.

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this always makes me smile.

Thanks Possum. I'm glad you're interested in the program.

Behold the Medusa curls! They are but a rare occurrence in my life. #FuckShampooing

This. This is what I'm talking about. #QuietTime

The Simpsons Tapped about game referenced my favorite #OneHitWonder. Awesome. It's a great song #OneTinSoldier

& I drew pictures at today too.

& I drew pictures at today too.

I mean...come on. I'm laughing so hard. At myself. That's normal, right?

My friend hit a possum. She feels bad about it. Sometimes I think I'm a jerk friend, then again I crack myself up.

Texts like this is probably why my relationships don't last.

Maybe I had in mind when I dressed today in unintentional Mardi Gras colors.

Lets chat for a minute about this terrifying magazine cover in the waiting room.

Sass. All the sass. #ProfessionalBridesmaid

Only #ProfessionalBridesmaid's put up with such dangerous conditions.

Here you go, folks. Some reasons why I'm a #ProfessionalBridesmaid

Part of our agreement is that we occasionally have to take a picture together.

Oh man. I am a hilarious lady friend.

And looooord I know she's had work done but damn if she doesn't look terrific for 68.

Oh my stars was right over my head. I got all teary eyed. If you get to see her tour, it is well worth it.