Awesome. Mother to @crazyashton and engaged to @pauljchambers.
WHY is my guardian app doing this?!
I'm about to read a proof copy of a book that isn't even out yet.
@bighomeless Looks like you
Paul and his "travelling hat". SEXAY.
View from my "seat" on the train.
Stuck at this. Fucking ducks.
Who wants to see @pauljchambers with talc on his arse?
@glinner is it any wonder he turned out to be a "menace" ?? Paul
No one writes letters any more. Proper ones, with a pen and paper. So I got this.
Look at my stupid bastard face. Rawr.
Ashton's new bedtime reading material. Aww
NOM Peanut butter and jam scone.
Ah Northern Ireland... I love you, but at this time of year many of your people act like scum sucking wank socks.
Some of the classy stuff on sale
The WORST family portrait I've ever seen. @glinner - you'll love it.
Tampons for your crafting needs
You see what I see
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