Girl. Bacon eater. Potty-mouth. Shit at lying. Will grope you at some point. Or ignore you if you're a bit creepy. Care to dance?
I've had Negros sitting in my cupboard for months.
Possibly the sexiest shower gel EVER. @LushLtd
Good morning! Can I interest you in breakfast...?
TREE. DONE. and just in time for me to have a bit of pork.
@BeerBeauty Corrected - got Chalky's Bark; we finished the Bite a few weeks ago ;)
I love seeing D get post like this... Heh heh...
Cannot. Cope. With. The. #smut!!!! #bbcgoodfood
Back in the Supertheatre for @sainsburys Taste The Difference session. Expecting nice recipes! #bbcgoodfood
It's that man off the shopping channel! #vslicer #bbcgoodfood
Best. Name. Ever. #smut #bbcgoodfood
Anyone hungry for cheese? #bbcgoodfood
Swear to god. Smells like feet. #bbcgoodfood
Blocks of cheese so big, I can't actually pick one up. #bbcgoodfood
Lunch: dressed crab, potato salad, crispy salad and a glass if champers. #bbcgoodfood
Oh hells yes. #bbcgoodfood
If I hadn't married my hubs, I'd have married this.
Uh oh. #SaltFix #CrispsAddict
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