I'm not what I tweet but I am who you meet.
Anyone know how to fix my screen? Everything else is working fine!
This was my first obsessive crush. Clearly I was not only blind back then, but I had AWFUL taste.
Dudes- if u see this in a store, buy them out! Most fucking delicious snack of all time. For really.
I guess my family lives & breathes advertising. My little cousin - 3rd from the left. How adorable is he?! RIGHT?
I guess myy family lives & breathes advertising. My little cousin -3rd from the left. How adorable is he?! RIGHT?
Apparently my nails glow in the dark.
Yup. This just happened.
I like to coordinate pedicure colors with my account girls. I find it helps us work better together.
Look at this fucking dirty hipster I saw on the train. DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AT ME YOU DIRTY FUCKING HIPSTER!
Air mattress is all ready for my bro's arrival! I'm such a good sister.
Why is steak tartare so delicious? #Scarpetta
Only in Miami...
Another gorgeous day in South Beach.
Beef tartare to start #STK
Hey @catjal check out the lamb! Lol
Look! My man's got crabs! Lol.
Good morning to me!
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