I'm not what I tweet but I am who you meet.
Why the fuck would I share all this info with a random app.? God you are so stupid.
What a dick move. The image was a beautiful, TASTEFUL, nude family portrait. @pinterest
Watchoo talkin' 'bout Willis??? @tabaka
Visual Rick Roll?
Helping my bff shop for an engagement ring online. That's love ya'll.
Hey @TacoBell- you were a lot cooler when your "restaurants" looked like this!
Challah back ya'll! Wtf IS this?!
Fuck you facebook.
@advertisingweek Dang, we're so hot.
Tried to stretch out my fave jeans today. Clearly I failed. Anyone got a good jean doctor in NYC?
@Grafikspam HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE GODPUP. I love you Dukey!!
@bobolofsky Your legend continues...
How the hell did I ever think Tevin Campbell was straight?!
Hey @GiltGroupe, where the fuck is the 34c/d? Are you for real with these sizes right now?! #CalvinKlein
Look at this pink-wearing, popped-collar loser. Yup, he wreaks of cologne too
Late night baking round 2: Snickerdoodles
Proof of my awesomeness.
People often ask me why I wanna get white ink. This is why...cuz it's look's so DOPE! (my girl Roxanne's back)
No, thank YOU #HolidayInnExpress. I'll be seeing you plenty in the next couple of months. Keep up the good work.
My AD sends this to me and goes "Look, I cooked breakfast this morning!" And this is why I LOVE my team. LMAO.
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