I'm not what I tweet but I am who you meet.
Flying time means drinking time!
Where ideas get killed
My family breeds well. Clearly.
@everythingsjake's mom loves fairies and I don't mean him!
One big happy turkey family @everythingsjake
This Thanksgiving I'm extra grateful for our troops near & far. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
The Marine just drunk dialed me to discuss this pic of his cousin John. LMAO
@ryanholota Here ya go!
@eduardoortiz Hope you're showing the ANA who's boss! #USAUSAUSA
My pink/silver nails against the "sexy silver sequin dress"
When did I acrue so many summer dresses? #changingofthewardrobes
@Bbadavi lmao. Ok! I need the shoes by Thursday! Lemme know if u need a better pic :)
Stupid white people.
Look at this bullshit going on outside my window. Every fucking Sunday. Sigh
There are pumpkins at this wedding!
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