Matt O'Rourke

@copymatt

90% of people were put on this earth to complicate things. The other 10% were put here to mock them and make cool stuff.

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this power stache is for you bud.

Another pretty solid "I'm right here."

you owe me 2 beers: #mccanndigital http://twitpic.com/28wccb

you owe me 2 beers: #mccanndigital

Prob not the safest way to watch the TT.
#TDF

Check it

Find my bike and get $500 + a "back rub" from
http://bit.ly/9t6GUL
Plz RT http://twitpic.com/27onqq

Find my bike and get $500 + a "back rub" from
http://bit.ly/9t6GUL
Plz RT

seriously. We're at the vet right now, and he's even crushing it in the waiting room:

thanks Swifty. I'm losing my shit over here.

Heavy day.

NO CUTTING OFF YOUR OWN NADS! You have to be able to prove they belonged to the thief! http://twitpic.com/27ei1y

NO CUTTING OFF YOUR OWN NADS! You have to be able to prove they belonged to the thief!

Just posted a Craigslist ad about my stolen bike. Pretty happy with it. Please RT -

Bologna bike stolen last night at 10th & C
$500 reward for the bike
$1k for the thief's nads on a stick
Pls RT

Hangover nap with the little man. Blackout shades down. Beach House on the Spotifies. Life is grand.

Dude goes tanning with Matthew MconaHAAAAIII. Nuf said. #LA
The kid says hi BTW:

feel free to take us home.

We're at the vet. It's pretty awesome.