Ugh, I love this picture! Ava Gardner is one of my favorites.

I love my friends. Cutest thing I have ever seen!

I love my friends. Cutest effing thing I've ever seen!

My crack.

The picture doesn't do it justice, but this part of Texas looks borderline post apocalyptic with the rain.

Reunited not only with my family, but also with my very macho, manly cuddle muffin!

@allanface How is grabbing my finger going to help? :-P

Buy two, get one free.

I love me some mismatched socks. Supposedly, they're good luck. An added bonus to the awesomeness.

Annie Clark is epic.

@WonderwallMSN There you go! Thanks for the interview!

I don't know why, but this picture makes me happy.

Reunited and it feels so good.

My mother has an olympic gymnast's focus right now.

One of my favorite t-shirts. Pinky and the Brain, classic.

Now explain to me how people don't believe in God.

All it takes to make me happy is a moustache on a stick. Thank you Wizards prop department!

You're only seeing my jewelry, such a tease. ;-)

One of my simple pleasures in life: fresh flowers.

This is how my dog perceives his place in the world.