I am a freelance writer/director by trade. I also play the ukulele, ride an orange Vespa, and share a one bedroom apartment with two cats. Yeah, I'm that guy.
@scottlava @glynnifer she sure is!
@natelbagel Jessica (@JessPlants) just found a picture of you in the future. After your nose job.
Having a little too much fun decorating Hanukkah cookies. #thingsiamdoingrightnow #worsthashtags
@snanderbatch digging the new place. Private roof deck totally worth living in a shoebox. #housewarming
Nothing sadder than an aging bounty hunter playing the Star Wars theme on accordion. #bobafett #nycc
.@scottlava @gutsandmoxie and I just got back from @vshih's wedding. Wow. What an emotional roller-coaster ride.
You know you're staying at a classy hotel when there's a portrait of Sammy Hagar above the toilet. #BeverlyLaurel
Now that @popnloque is "bicoastal," meetings of the NYC Backgammon Society have become uncommon place. #inLA
And you thought #HumanCentipede was controversial... Try Cat Centipede on for size. #justmycatsinaline
You know a restaurant is good when young Tony Danza endorses it. #juniors #Brooklyn
The 9/11 memorial lights from the Brooklyn Heights promenade in my hood. Epic.
@snanderbatch know any good jokes about this mural? What's NASA stand for again? I forget.
Meet Orlando-- Kinko's employee by day, respectful graffiti artist by night. #photocopiesarethenewspraypaint
It's odd enough people think I look like Jason Schwartzman, but now #BoredToDeath has him riding my Vespa! Really?!
P.S. This is the first time I've ever used the binoculars my dad bought me when I was 12. Awesome gift. Thanks, pop.
At the #USOpen. The tennis players are pretty good, but man, can these ball boys hustle. Go, ball boy, go!
Gowanus bridge is out!! Super tempted to jump it. #dukesofgowanus
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