#ComedyCentral airing @JimNorton "Please Be Offended" stand up in April. #NewComics

Local garbage.

Mega Man

SimSears Tower!

I'm not very happy with the @OpieRadio Sudoku puzzle I got from After O&A Live.

Simulated City

@TheIBang Smoke Pants? How about Kitten Shirt?!

@NathanFielder They didn't specify the size!

"The Joy of Quantum Physics". Oh, I get it! She's really just a dumb bitch. LOL

Every time I hear the mention of drones.

Words With Friends needs to grow up!

Sleep tight.

700

My dad is getting a few signatures authenticates. A couple of Muhammad Ali gloves.

Happy Valentine's Day.

WHY DOES @CNBC NEED THIS MUCH SHIT ON THEIR SCREEN?

I've had Nick At Nite paused for about a half hour, starring at Rachel Greene's nips.

Good cold evening. This is the action doll I was keen to acquire.

@REBLMusic plays the Double Door in Chicago on Feb 9th!
STAY UP ALL NIGHT! PUT PILLS IN YOUR DRINK!

Joe Perry is NOT pulling off this stupid mustache.