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As with all video games, I tried to recreate John Locke in GTA Online. #YoungLocke
And then I spent $15 because the wire I need doesn't exist. Had to make one. #RadioShack blows!
Otto and George. So glad I went, but the venue is totally unprofessional.
At @cluballurechi waiting for @ottoandgeorge to perform with or without this pole.
@opieradio GTA V sun set.
Lines movin' #GTA5
#GTA5 midnight launch. Line goes around the building. #ChicagoSuburb @rockstargames @lazlow
Shoe shopping (yes, it's been 7 years!) I need something comfortable that says "don't steal my kicks"
Dead bear garden.
@att insensitive to 9/11
Episode 16 of the O&A Podcast, again?? #EpicFail
@REBLmusic playing Goose Island Wrigleyville on Sept 6th. Starts at 9pm. Tickets $10 at door. BCC @SwizzleSteve
Drunken, barefoot asshole in the drive thru.
Warm with a chance of Big Tits.
Then @LouisCK started playing Saints Row 4.
Now Louis CK is playing XCOM on Twitch TV.
@LouisCK on Twich TV playing Gone Home.
Anthony's new fake teeth.
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