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You'd think Brasilia would represent with hotter dancers ... Maybe they're all @ the #worldcup

yessssica wylde, is dat chu?

Ladybugs are good luck, grrrrrl!

For all you foreskin-liberators out there ... #ohjeeze

this one's for you, girl.

Stay away from this float #gaybiohazard

$10 says you guys are getting sunburned.

Club Atlantis, never heard of you but you look pretty slutty & fun.

Can I get a wha-wha for gay Samoa?

Love you.

What would LIZA do? #seriously

You're cute enough, just put this paper bag over your head. #mysteriousfloats

Marching bands in high school? Gay. Marching bands as adults? Uber-gay.

KKB, is coming for you in a Mini Cooper.

you better work the goth drag queen posse!

Wait, KKBensimon works @ Whole Foods?

Omg, these are all Whole Foods employees!

Gay UN, feel me.

Macys? Also gay!