Mister Long


Economist, stochastic modeler, and cocktail party host. Avid user of R, Hadoop, Linux, and colorful metaphors.

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Ok, this is a very cool landmark for risk guys.

Dear London, I'm sorry. If it were up to me this never would have happened.

Cricket is the golf of team sports.

Must. Stop. Thinking "cunning!"

I just drilled holes in marble, y'all! #likeABoss #prosDontNeedATang #goGoogleTang

this might work for you.

I woke up this morning and asked myself, "what would Ferris Bueller do?"

To those who serve, gracias. #makeThemCitizens

If I make a large enough donation to the American Heart Association this cancels out, right?

Chicago police boats just intercepted the water taxi! Intrigue on the River!

CFD is taking the fire boat out for a spin this AM! I had not seen it before.

I only kick inanimate asses. Btw, my ~$100 standing desk conversion:

Ok, hipsters... THIS is a fixie:

"Daddy, can we see Tom and Huck from here?"

no Turkey. Makers 46 and tequila!

So you see son. This is what separates us from the untouchables. Well, this watch and that sweater vest.

Those two guys in front taught me to use machine tools. Great pic from university magazine. #UK

Happy Bloomsday from an American in Dublin!

Ireland gave me an Irish whistle and a pint of Guinness. Now I have to learn Cee Lo Green's "Fuck You" on it. #obvious

Recalling numerous country music songs about drinking a week's pay. Seems plausible here.