Listener Thomas sent me this photo, asking "How did we go from Santa Karl to this?" @jimmykimmel @barackobama

@KevinAndBean listener Linnie sent me this. It involves grandmas and guns. I think you'll like it too.

I get so mad when the newsstand gets the new "Arthritis Today" issue before subscribers like me.

Well, I sure don't remember this scene in the Eggies infomercial.

Denny's in Las Vegas with my dad, the Chief. Then to Supercuts for my Nevada haircut! Yay! #haircutsacrossamerica

So glad Costco has their Christmas decorations out. That was totally on my to-do list this week! #hohono

I know the #JerseyShore kids are stupid but is the close-captioning
team too? Isn't there/their 4th grade stuff?

Thank you #HurricaneIrene for getting me on to The Weather Channel tonight!

Is @JustinBieber is trying to rape @SelenaGomez here? Any word on whether he at least yelled "surprise!" first?

@BeanTheBean Just for you .... thanks!

Man, nothing is cheering me up today. Even went to the Torture Museum in Wisconsin Dells.